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Don't Click This

Why did you click it?  Are you crazy?  What if that had been the internet self-destruct button?  Listen, you don't strike me as the kind of person who goes around pushing buttons marked "Don't Push This" or clicking things on the internet at random, so take this as a warning.  Sometimes the door is marked "Don't Open" because there's a dragon on the other side.  You got lucky this time.